- Sure, go ahead and put hot fudge on it
- It was kind of expensive, but I'm worth it
- I'll tell you how old I am when you tell me how much you make
- You're right - I am pretty!
- I'm sorry, I'll start listening when your conversation starts to interest me
- Not only "no", but "hell no"!
- Why don't you just take a picture of my chest?
- Could you talk a little more about me?
- Yes, I do already have a pair of shoes almost exactly like these. What's your point?
- It's my birthday, who's buying?
*Taken from a birthday card I received from a great friend this morning --- does she know me, or what??
So, though I tried to ignore that yet another year has passed in my ever-so-exciting life, the truth came out and I am just going to enjoy and revel in the attention, not to mention the gifts =)